...
which is a monthly community paper direct-mail delivered to most southwest
Oregon residences. Nope- we're the SNEAKY PEE REVIEW.
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*Here
are some highlights of our publication, in no particular order:
Political
Commentary with Edward Grimsworthy <<<
Edward
delves into the intricacies of political machinations affecting Rogue Valley
residents. Although Ed still lives with his mother and frequently wets the
bed, he's not shy about his politics. Ed's narrow-mindedness won't allow
him to see past 1965, so don't worry about any progressive, creative or (god
forbid) innovative solutions to modern problems. Stuck in the mud
and talking out his ass- just the way Rogue Valley residents like it!
>>>
Rantings and Thrashings Of an Old Bag featuring Dirty
Gertie
When
ol' Gertrude (aka Dirty Gertie) is not busy hammering away at her 18th
century Blickensderfer typewriter,
she can often be found making menacing gestures toward cars, flashing people
her J.C. Pennys granny panties, or harassing waitresses for a senior discount.
Beware, if you piss Gertie off, she'll blast you for it... in her own sort of
veiled reference style. Truth is, Gertie is not long for the rest home, demonstrating
the obvious outward indicators of advanced Alzheimer's Disease.
Profile: Uninteresting People in an Insignificant Community <<<
All
that you've come to expect, in a thoroughly esoteric and utterly superficial
look at... people of little interest. Most of the time, we simply swap pictures
and/or names, as the responses are recurring. "Moved here from California...
my kids are fantastic.... my favorite movie star is Meryl Streep... if I won
10 million dollars I'd set up a special scholarship fund, blah blah blah..."
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Letters to the Editor (some of them literate)
A
healthy mix of letters the "other (the daily) newspaper
wouldn't print",
along with copies of crap people pull off the internet and send to us. Then
of course it's the usual rantings, bitches and whinings. Once in a while there will be
a gem- like the one from the dumbass who wrote us a protestation letter about
WalMart. Seems they fired him for eating an open bag of M & M's, and he
feels victimized as a result of it. You simply
cannot buy that
kind of material.
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